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My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

No, but we got there. Whatever. The graduation was fine. It was a lot faster than I thought it was going to be. Right.

May 16, 201928:22David
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Jason28:15
I know this is your sweet spot to a college graduation and you can film whatever you want.
David28:20
It was supposed to be the best time of my life.
Jason28:21
Yeah.
David28:22
No, but we got there. Whatever. The graduation was fine. It was a lot faster than I thought it was going to be. Right.
Jason28:26
And you're not allowed to toss your cap anymore.
David28:28
That pissed me off so much. The students aren't allowed to throw their hats in the air after they graduate because someone a couple years ago hurt their eye. Fucking, are you serious? These are college kids. These are adults that aren't allowed to throw their…
Jason28:46
Why can't high five at school anymore? They outlawed high fiving.