My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

And Jay-Z hasn't heard it yet. So they're like, yo, I think Jay's going to like— he's like— and Kanye's got his hands crossed and he's fucking sitting there listening to his music and he's like, you fucking tell me that ain't the best fucking song you ever heard. And they're like, yeah, it's pretty good. And then Jay-Z comes in and Jay-Z's kind of an asshole. Jay-Z's like, I'm fucking Jay-Z. Yeah. Who's this fucking twerp producer Kanye? What kind of fucking pussy name is Kanye? Yeah, like that. And he gets in the booth and he's like, okay, okay, okay. And then he's like, if you're feeling like a real thing, don't push your shoulders off. And then you see it come together and Connie's like, I fucking told you, I told you. And then you're like, that's fucking dirt off your shoulder. Okay, best, best thing I ever seen in my life.