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My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend
And it was originally $400. And then our friend who we were with goes, can we take it for $200? And I go, no, he's not going to negotiate. It's a 25-year-old tree. We'll take it for— and he goes, okay, I'll do it for $270. And I'm like, fuck, okay, maybe this isn't a 25-year-old tree. Maybe this guy's just trying to fucking scam us. No, but I ended up buying the bonsai tree for 40% off, which I was very excited about. Yeah, but I still don't know if it's a real thing, and I'm supposed to water it twice a week.
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And you got the 25-year-old one?
Yeah.
Good for you. He's older than you.
And it was originally $400. And then our friend who we were with goes, can we take it for $200? And I go, no, he's not going to negotiate. It's a 25-year-old tree. We'll take it for— and he goes, okay, I'll do it for $270. And I'm like, fuck, okay, maybe this isn't a 25-year-old tree. Maybe this guy's just trying to fucking scam us. No, but I ended up buying the bonsai tree for 40% off, which I w…
Have you been?
I haven't been.
Let's get some water in that thing before you leave.