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My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend
And he keeps doing it. And I noticed that the older the tree is, the more expensive it is. And the bigger the tree is, obviously the older it is. And I don't know why, but like that, like really, like that really got to me. Like I really wanted like the coolest tree there. And he could have been fucking making it up the entire time.
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Have you really always wanted one?
They're like little trees in a flower pot. So we stopped by. I was excited. I go, hi. He goes, 7, 7 years this tree. And I go, okay. So I'm like, okay, so he's talking about how old they are. So I'm like, I wonder how old this one is. And he goes, 18 years th…
Yeah.
And he keeps doing it. And I noticed that the older the tree is, the more expensive it is. And the bigger the tree is, obviously the older it is. And I don't know why, but like that, like really, like that really got to me. Like I really wanted like the coolest tree there. And he could have been fucking making it up the entire time.
I know.
I haven't— he could have just literally— he said The tree I bought is—
you could have bought cilantro and we wouldn't have known.