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My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend
we were in Malibu and I found a bonsai guy who was dealing trees. And I said, hello, how are you? And he goes, 7 years old. And I go, what? And he goes, this tree is 7 years old. And I was like, oh fuck, okay. And it was a little tree because I wanted to— first of all, I should set it up. I wanted to see these bonsai trees because they were on the side of the road and I was very curious. I've always wanted a bonsai tree. They're these little trees.
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And I hate you. Oh, you know what was interesting last week? You bought a bonsai tree.
I did.
I went—
we were in Malibu and I found a bonsai guy who was dealing trees. And I said, hello, how are you? And he goes, 7 years old. And I go, what? And he goes, this tree is 7 years old. And I was like, oh fuck, okay. And it was a little tree because I wanted to— first of all, I should set it up. I wanted to see these bonsai trees because they were on the side of the road and I was very curious. I've alw…
Have you really always wanted one?
They're like little trees in a flower pot. So we stopped by. I was excited. I go, hi. He goes, 7, 7 years this tree. And I go, okay. So I'm like, okay, so he's talking about how old they are. So I'm like, I wonder how old this one is. And he goes, 18 years th…
Yeah.