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My Assistant Buys A New House
Technically, you are. That's all the intro music. Guys, you just walked into the house and he was bragging about how much exercise he got. And he goes, and he goes, Jesus, man, I think I overworked myself today. And, you know, I go, okay, Jay, how much did you run? And Jay goes, Jay goes, 5 miles. And we were like, what, 5 miles? And he goes, okay, okay, 4 miles. And then, and then he was like, I biked 40 laps. And we were like, are you 40 laps? He's like, okay, 20 laps. And he wasn't even doing it intentionally, but just initially when he hyped it up, he like made himself sound like he was like doing way more.
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Technically, you are. That's all the intro music. Guys, you just walked into the house and he was bragging about how much exercise he got. And he goes, and he goes, Jesus, man, I think I overworked myself today. And, you know, I go, okay, Jay, how much did you run? And Jay goes, Jay goes, 5 miles. And we were like, what, 5 miles? And he goes, okay, okay, 4 miles. And then, and then he was like, I…
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