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My Assistant Buys A New House

That's me reading. Well, because— oh, because, because like when I first started reading, I kind of read like I was reading a podcast ad read. Like, I was like, like, I was like, we see a group of girls and guys posing together in the middle of a packed house party. But then he was like, dude, just read the thing. And I was like, oh, okay. We see a group of girls and guys posing together in the middle of a packed house party. The birthday girl hands her phone over to an annoyed boyfriend. He snaps a pic and hands the phone back. Like, it was just kind of solemn. Yeah, it's just like reading. You have to read in a way where like, you're like, tell me, tell me, tell me what. Yeah, I mean, in case I ever get an audiobook, you probably won't because it's because it's only like the best people got it, right?

January 27, 202142:19David
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Jason41:58
A lot of big words in there, my man. You're killing it. I mean, we do the ad reads here and sometimes they twist you up.
David42:03
That's why I've gotten a lot better at ad reads, because when I was fucking in that booth and I was just doing my thing, just spitting like it came to me and it was flowing. It was flowing. It took me, what, like 6 hours to do like 2, 3 chapters?
Jason42:14
How did you find that tone? Like, I've never heard you talk like that. Like, you sound like you're at a funeral.
David42:19
That's me reading. Well, because— oh, because, because like when I first started reading, I kind of read like I was reading a podcast ad read. Like, I was like, like, I was like, we see a group of girls and guys posing together in the middle of a packed house party. But then he was like, dude, just read the thing. And I was like, oh, okay. We see a group of girls and guys posing together in the m…
Jason42:54
I see you're up there with Hilary Swank and Forest Whitaker.
David42:56
It's like the top-notch people got it. But yeah, Jay, maybe one day when you get older and a little more intelligent, you'll be able to have your own. You'll be able to have your own audiobook. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for this podcast. Th…