My Assistant Buys A New House

Well, there are useless complaints. I shall certainly find no friend on the wide ocean, nor even here in Archangel among merchants and seamen. Yet some feelings unallied to the dross of human nature beat even in these rugged bosoms. My lieutenant, for instance, is a man of wonderful courage and enterprise. He laughs at seamen, bro. It gets to like words that are like so unnecessary. And the problem is I don't— I just don't know how to pronounce it. Like my tongue doesn't roll that way. Yeah. So like I can't say words and he'll be like, no, no, the accent is on the A. And I'll go, I go, and then I'll read it differently. I'll be like, our door. And he'll be like, no, it's our door. And I'll go, our door. And he'll go, no, it's our door. And we'll just be fucking sitting there and I'll be like, how do you— what the fuck is our door? What the fuck is our door? And I'll be like, oh, it's like our door. And he's like, no, it's our door.