My Assistant Buys A New House

I sound like you.

6 hours? Yeah, it's crazy. It's not even— it's not every sentence, it's every 3 words he stumbles.

It's every 3 words. It's like benevolent. It's like, like words, like words that people use just to sound more interesting now, but that's how people would speak before. Like, it's really fucking It's insane.

Class, that's the thing. Before, the director called me and he's like, hey, so are you ready for the shoot tomorrow? Like, and I suggest you watch these 3 Frankenstein movies and then polish up on these accents. And he gave me like 4 different accents to poli…

I don't know. They were going back and forth and I was like, also, you guys know, like, he can't read, like totally kidding. And the guy from Spotify like thought I was dead serious. He was like, yeah, you know, that's fine, honestly. And like was trying to f…

Bro, it's so bad. I mean, It's, it'll, and it's really scary because the way I'm reading it, I don't know what I'm reading at all. I'm literally just reading words as if I was Siri, like reading, reading like what you just typed. Like none of the words are co…