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My Assistant Buys A New House

Yeah, you know at the end of Avengers when Thanos snaps? Yeah. And, and he kills half of the Avengers. Yeah. And it was like so much work and he fucking like destroyed— he destroyed half the universe, and he put a lot of effort into it, and it took him like a good 2, 3 years, whatever it was. I don't know what the timeline was. And then after he snaps, he's sitting in this field just eating fruit, doing nothing. Yes, that's what I feel like. I feel like I literally have no purpose right now. I fucking— I cannot explain how much I hate this. I just sit around and I just do nothing. I was telling Taylor today, Taylor was cooking, I was like, Taylor, I was like— I was pacing back and forth by the TV. I was like, What do I do today? Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? What do I do? She goes, well, you already posted a TikTok. And I was like, what is this new standard we hold me to? Like, this sucks. It sucks.

January 27, 202123:05David
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Jason22:35
In shorts. Yeah, always in like sweatshirts, and you're in a black t-shirt and black socks. That's it. Every— and covered in blankets. Every time. I never walk in and you're like doing something. I never walk in and you're like hanging a painting or, you know.
David22:53
Right, right, right. Like I'm never like, just one second, Jay.
Jason22:56
Yeah, yeah, I'll be right with you. Yeah, you're never on the phone. No, no, you're just always on this couch just kind of looking off outside into the distance.
David23:05
Yeah, you know at the end of Avengers when Thanos snaps? Yeah. And, and he kills half of the Avengers. Yeah. And it was like so much work and he fucking like destroyed— he destroyed half the universe, and he put a lot of effort into it, and it took him like a good 2, 3 years, whatever it was. I don't know what the timeline was. And then after he snaps, he's sitting in this field just eating fruit…
Jason23:51
I feel the same way, dude.
David23:53
I feel fucking useless.
Jason23:54
I was playing tennis today and I was like, what am I doing? I'm like, Jack, I said, what are we doing?