My Assistant Buys A New House

The other day Jason texted me. He's like, I'm back from the mall. I said, what are you doing? He said nothing. Probably brainstorming some ideas. Is there a fun game we can play that would be fun to talk about on the podcast? And I said, like, right now? He's like, or whenever. I'm like, give me an example. Like Twister? And he goes, hahaha, no. Like, what's that game you guys play that's really personal? I've never played it, but I think you played it with Madison. You ask personal questions. I can't remember. And I go, are you trying to fuck me right now? And he goes, hahaha. Gross. And I go, haha, IDK, are you still with Joe? And he goes, no, he went home. I go, ah, okay, well, I'm down to do something. He goes, okay, great, I'm gonna do some research. Uh, great job today, that was awesome. I said, um, hey, you should have stayed later today, it would have been funny for your vlog. And he's like, I know, oh well. And I go, next time. And he goes, that would have been great. And I go, are you coming for meeting tomorrow? And he goes, yes. And then I go, this is the most we've ever texted. And he goes, he goes, haha, I know. And then I go, I respond, I go, why? It's the best. What did you all do for MLK weekend?