My Assistant Buys A New House

Yeah. Thank you, J.Lo. This isn't my story, but I thought it was really, really funny. This guy on TikTok was sharing it, and I'm going to tell it as my own, and it's not my story. I repeat, it is not my story. But he was in the car. He was like a college kid, and they were like at a camping trip, like a skiing trip. And they were having so much fun that they didn't— that they didn't want to come back for their Monday exam. So they're like, we got to come up with a lie for this fucking teacher. So they all— all 4 of them emailed the teacher and they were like, hey, hey, we can't make it to the exam. We got a flat tire. Sorry, we won't be able to be there till Tuesday. And the teacher emails back and he's like, that's all right. Shit happens. Not shit happens, but he's like, you know, stuff happens, whatever. Whatever, take the test on Tuesday. Tuesday they got there, uh, the teacher's like, okay, let's take the exams now. But the teacher put them in 4 different rooms, and he was like, that's fine, just so we don't cheat or whatever. He put the boys in 4 different rooms, and the first question was worth 5% of the test, and it was like, what's 10 divided by 5? And he's like, that's easy, that's 2. And the second question— there's only 2 questions on this thing— and the second question was worth 95% of the test, and it was, which tire had the flat? Oh my God, that's so good. It's so good. It's like the best story ever. I don't even know if it's real. Like, I think it's too good for it to be real. But when I, when I heard it, I was like, oh my God, this is amazing.