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My Assistant Buys A New House

I feel like Googling somebody to Google images.

January 27, 202115:17Natalie
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David14:20
Oh man, I'm getting— I, I've definitely— I'm— Jason probably doesn't happen because we make jokes about it all the time, but I genuinely do not know. Like, when someone asks me, I have to think about it 100%. Yeah, because 24s are such a weird age. Like, I fe…
Jason14:39
Yeah, I wrote this down actually, Natalie. This was Zane on David's couch the other day. I'm 29, I gotta meet somebody. Wait, does anybody know how old I am? Because I have no idea.
David14:48
You know what was really cool? I was working with a makeup artist the other day, and I had like makeup on my face. Yes. But this— he was— he's like a really, really famous makeup artist. He's like a huge makeup artist, and he only works with like really big s…
Natalie15:17
I feel like Googling somebody to Google images.
David15:19
Yeah. Thank you, J.Lo. This isn't my story, but I thought it was really, really funny. This guy on TikTok was sharing it, and I'm going to tell it as my own, and it's not my story. I repeat, it is not my story. But he was in the car. He was like a college kid…
Natalie16:40
I just hurt my heart. Like, if that happened to me, I'd be absolutely devastated.
David16:43
Yeah, but like, that's when you, like, just give it up and you're just like, this is amazing. Like, that's like, that's a cool way to go out. And, you know, like, the teacher is probably on such a high from coming up with that that he wouldn't even be pissed…