My Assistant Buys A New House

You know what was really cool? I was working with a makeup artist the other day, and I had like makeup on my face. Yes. But this— he was— he's like a really, really famous makeup artist. He's like a huge makeup artist, and he only works with like really big stars, so I don't know how I snuck in there. And there was makeup all over my face, so you couldn't see my eyebrows. But he had to, like, put on new eyebrows on my face. It's hard to explain. And he's like, what do your eyebrows look like? And he, like, couldn't figure it out. So he's like, he's like, I forgot what your eyebrows look like. So he, like, Googled me real quick to see. And I thought that was so strange.