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Yeah, I wrote this down actually, Natalie. This was Zane on David's couch the other day. I'm 29, I gotta meet somebody. Wait, does anybody know how old I am? Because I have no idea.

January 27, 202114:39Jason
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David14:12
Yeah.
Natalie14:12
And he was like, oh yeah, like, he like put— he put 29 down on the paper and I was like, you're 27. I was like, he like marked it wrong. I just genuinely did not know.
David14:20
Oh man, I'm getting— I, I've definitely— I'm— Jason probably doesn't happen because we make jokes about it all the time, but I genuinely do not know. Like, when someone asks me, I have to think about it 100%. Yeah, because 24s are such a weird age. Like, I fe…
Jason14:39
Yeah, I wrote this down actually, Natalie. This was Zane on David's couch the other day. I'm 29, I gotta meet somebody. Wait, does anybody know how old I am? Because I have no idea.
David14:48
You know what was really cool? I was working with a makeup artist the other day, and I had like makeup on my face. Yes. But this— he was— he's like a really, really famous makeup artist. He's like a huge makeup artist, and he only works with like really big s…
Natalie15:17
I feel like Googling somebody to Google images.
David15:19
Yeah. Thank you, J.Lo. This isn't my story, but I thought it was really, really funny. This guy on TikTok was sharing it, and I'm going to tell it as my own, and it's not my story. I repeat, it is not my story. But he was in the car. He was like a college kid…