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My $35,000 Birthday Party

Tell them, tell them what you did.

May 24, 20188:32Jason
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David8:16
I had hives. I don't fucking know why. And I shot Jason with a paintball gun, and I shit you not, fucking 10 minutes later they were gone. It was like, it was literally pun intended, like I satisfied a niche.
Jason8:29
You shot me 6 times, 7 times.
David8:31
It was funny.
Jason8:32
Tell them, tell them what you did.
David8:33
Okay, so first, well, let me tell them the first part of the story.
Jason8:36
Yeah, please.
David8:36
I got a brand new paintball gun and I was like, Jason, can I shoot you with it? And he's like, it's the same paintball gun, it's just a different color. Why do you want to shoot me with it? I'm like, please, dude, it'll be so funny. And he's like, it's not ev…