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My $35,000 Birthday Party

I had hives. I don't fucking know why. And I shot Jason with a paintball gun, and I shit you not, fucking 10 minutes later they were gone. It was like, it was literally pun intended, like I satisfied a niche.

May 24, 20188:16David
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Jason8:06
I don't fucking know. You like shooting me with a paintball gun.
David8:08
I like, yeah, I like molesting.
Jason8:09
The funniest thing you said this week was after you shot me with a paintball gun, you go, you know, hey, you know what, my eczema cleared up, I think. Yeah, I had hives all week.
David8:16
I had hives. I don't fucking know why. And I shot Jason with a paintball gun, and I shit you not, fucking 10 minutes later they were gone. It was like, it was literally pun intended, like I satisfied a niche.
Jason8:29
You shot me 6 times, 7 times.
David8:31
It was funny.
Jason8:32
Tell them, tell them what you did.