My $35,000 Birthday Party

Big suite, huge party for the entire weekend for my birthday. And you asked her yesterday, you're like, what is it? What is it with girlfriends doing this? And I think she said something along the lines of like, she just wants—

We just wanna show you that we can.

Yeah. Maybe it's something like that. Or just like, I guess it's a way of showing love. Like with gifts. Some people like to shower people in gifts. Uh-huh. Some people just like touch. Some people like words of affirmation. Affirmation, is it?

I like, yeah, I like molesting.

The funniest thing you said this week was after you shot me with a paintball gun, you go, you know, hey, you know what, my eczema cleared up, I think. Yeah, I had hives all week.

I had hives. I don't fucking know why. And I shot Jason with a paintball gun, and I shit you not, fucking 10 minutes later they were gone. It was like, it was literally pun intended, like I satisfied a niche.