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My $35,000 Birthday Party
There was a kid auditioning, I don't know, he was like 19, who knows, and he came up to kiss her on the cheek because she asked him to. And I hope I'm not like jumbling up the story, but, um, but as he was about to kiss her on the cheek, she moved her lips to kiss him on the lips, and she probably thought she was like doing this kid a favor, like, oh, he's gonna kiss Katy Perry. Oh, but he was actually saving his kiss for like the one, like the special one. And I mean, that's the, that's the, I guess the best way to fuck up that is with Katy Perry, but he was not happy about that.
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Yeah, if he's good-looking, no one complains.
Oh no, no, I would still complain because Katy Perry did the same thing where she like kissed a boy on American Idol and, and he was— did you see that?
No.
There was a kid auditioning, I don't know, he was like 19, who knows, and he came up to kiss her on the cheek because she asked him to. And I hope I'm not like jumbling up the story, but, um, but as he was about to kiss her on the cheek, she moved her lips to kiss him on the lips, and she probably thought she was like doing this kid a favor, like, oh, he's gonna kiss Katy Perry. Oh, but he was ac…
That's the moment when Katy Perry goes, oh, I'm old. Yeah, like she thinks of herself as 26. Yeah, that's now she's 35.
That was a pickle. But anyway, speaking of pickles, you just turned 45 and we threw a birthday for you.
King of pickles.