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My $35,000 Birthday Party

This shit's gonna get graphic. All my friends and I were homeschooled and now have applied to the same high school and everyone got Instead of me. Oh, okay, okay, so you're high school. You— I think everyone should go to high school. Okay, but these guys were— these guys were homeschooled for the beginning. Okay, actually, let me talk about— do you think people should be homeschooled?

May 24, 201828:49David
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Jason28:47
Homeschooled? How'd you meet each other?
David28:48
Siblings.
Jason28:49
Oh, siblings.
David28:49
This shit's gonna get graphic. All my friends and I were homeschooled and now have applied to the same high school and everyone got Instead of me. Oh, okay, okay, so you're high school. You— I think everyone should go to high school. Okay, but these guys were— these guys were homeschooled for the beginning. Okay, actually, let me talk about— do you think people should be homeschooled?
Jason29:08
I think it's fine. Really? I think not really.
David29:11
I think if I were homeschooled, I would like— I would not be ready for the world. Like, I needed people to fucking be like douches to me, or to be like— right, like, I needed that. Like, you You need to be picked on a little bit to get like, to build tougher…
Jason30:34
How is going to high school gonna affect her dance? Doesn't she just go to dance after school?