My $35,000 Birthday Party

Yeah, um, actually, 4 days ago, um, I slept here by myself And Natalie came back and she's like, was anyone in my room? And I'm like, no. And she's like, my couch is like halfway through, like halfway into the middle of my room when it's in the corner of the room. And the other day, this is weird, Natalie had a— I'm totally fucking digging myself in a hole. Like, I'm over here saying I don't believe in ghosts when I have like the most ridiculous— Yeah, Natalie came home and it was, uh, get the fuck out of here written in blood on her wall. No, Natalie came home and she had a picture frame that she's had from her family for 15 years and it was on the floor broken and the picture from it was missing. And she's had it for over like 15 years. And it was just gone. She couldn't find it. She asked Cheeky, our housekeeper, if she knew it and Cheeky said she couldn't find it. But like, see, like all those things, They're all just creepy coincidences when you put stuff together. Do you know what I mean? Like tonight, tonight, just because I'm talking about it, if I go into the middle of my living room and stare at something, I'll probably see something. Do you know what I mean? Because I'm just like, probably see something. Yeah, because I'm just like projecting about—