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My $35,000 Birthday Party
Yeah, but I wasn't recording, which is a real bummer. But yeah, and then I had my assistant shoot him with a paintball gun, and I'll be honest, I was a little devious here. The bit was that my assistant works for me now, so she should shoot him with a paintball gun because that's what I do. So Jason, I think Jason thought that there was only gonna be one paintball bullet.
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So I turn my camera on, we go outside, and I say to him, I go, he's got a gun in one hand and the camera in the other, and I go, get someone to shoot it. Get someone to film while you shoot. No, no, no, no, I got it. Don't worry about it. It's all good.
Yeah, and I knew this paintball gun was brand new, so it's gonna shoot like the CO2 in it was gonna be a lot more high pressure, so it's gonna sting like a lot. And I shot him right in the back and he was bleeding and it was great. I recorded his reaction, ev…
Like, then there's that joke that, that everyone does, which is like, oh, when you get something great happens and then they go, I wasn't recording. Yeah, I wasn't recording. And you kept saying that, so I thought you were fucking with me. So I had to ask you…
Yeah, but I wasn't recording, which is a real bummer. But yeah, and then I had my assistant shoot him with a paintball gun, and I'll be honest, I was a little devious here. The bit was that my assistant works for me now, so she should shoot him with a paintball gun because that's what I do. So Jason, I think Jason thought that there was only gonna be one paintball bullet.
I think I did think that.
Yeah, I think he did think that.
'Cause before it was just one, because we were standing on the lawn, I said, "You're gonna shoot me once, right?" And you're like, "Yeah, I'll shoot you once." Yeah, and when Jason left to go get the helmet— The first one hurt so bad.