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My $35,000 Birthday Party

Like, then there's that joke that, that everyone does, which is like, oh, when you get something great happens and then they go, I wasn't recording. Yeah, I wasn't recording. And you kept saying that, so I thought you were fucking with me. So I had to ask you for about 10 minutes, be like, you really weren't recording?

May 24, 201810:36Jason
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David9:25
Oh, and what triggered this is Corinna goes, 'Wow, old Jason would have done it. Jason a year ago would have done it.' And I think that like marinated in his head, and then he came and he's like, 'Fuckin' shoot me.' And I didn't want to tell Jason, but I was…
Jason10:01
So I turn my camera on, we go outside, and I say to him, I go, he's got a gun in one hand and the camera in the other, and I go, get someone to shoot it. Get someone to film while you shoot. No, no, no, no, I got it. Don't worry about it. It's all good.
David10:14
Yeah, and I knew this paintball gun was brand new, so it's gonna shoot like the CO2 in it was gonna be a lot more high pressure, so it's gonna sting like a lot. And I shot him right in the back and he was bleeding and it was great. I recorded his reaction, ev…
Jason10:36
Like, then there's that joke that, that everyone does, which is like, oh, when you get something great happens and then they go, I wasn't recording. Yeah, I wasn't recording. And you kept saying that, so I thought you were fucking with me. So I had to ask you for about 10 minutes, be like, you really weren't recording?
David10:51
Yeah, but I wasn't recording, which is a real bummer. But yeah, and then I had my assistant shoot him with a paintball gun, and I'll be honest, I was a little devious here. The bit was that my assistant works for me now, so she should shoot him with a paintba…
Jason11:12
I think I did think that.
David11:13
Yeah, I think he did think that.