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My $35,000 Birthday Party
So I turn my camera on, we go outside, and I say to him, I go, he's got a gun in one hand and the camera in the other, and I go, get someone to shoot it. Get someone to film while you shoot. No, no, no, no, I got it. Don't worry about it. It's all good.
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And then Jason walks by with a helmet and he goes, let's fucking do it. Let's just get it over with. And I'm like, what? And he's like, just shoot me. Come on, hurry up. Let's go. And I'm like—
I have a big motorcycle helmet on.
Oh, and what triggered this is Corinna goes, 'Wow, old Jason would have done it. Jason a year ago would have done it.' And I think that like marinated in his head, and then he came and he's like, 'Fuckin' shoot me.' And I didn't want to tell Jason, but I was…
So I turn my camera on, we go outside, and I say to him, I go, he's got a gun in one hand and the camera in the other, and I go, get someone to shoot it. Get someone to film while you shoot. No, no, no, no, I got it. Don't worry about it. It's all good.
Yeah, and I knew this paintball gun was brand new, so it's gonna shoot like the CO2 in it was gonna be a lot more high pressure, so it's gonna sting like a lot. And I shot him right in the back and he was bleeding and it was great. I recorded his reaction, ev…
Like, then there's that joke that, that everyone does, which is like, oh, when you get something great happens and then they go, I wasn't recording. Yeah, I wasn't recording. And you kept saying that, so I thought you were fucking with me. So I had to ask you…
Yeah, but I wasn't recording, which is a real bummer. But yeah, and then I had my assistant shoot him with a paintball gun, and I'll be honest, I was a little devious here. The bit was that my assistant works for me now, so she should shoot him with a paintba…