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Murder in Jason's Family
I wasn't thinking, I didn't care for it. I figured that if I got deported, it'd be the funniest way to get fucking deported. But I don't know, I don't know. You know what, one reason that I actually wanna get deported is because I'm a homeowner now, which I just figured out recently. And guess what happened yesterday? I'm minding my own business, I take a bath.
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And so when they had you on the knees cuffed, did you think you were going to jail?
Well, the problem is even if I get written up, even if I go to jail, I get deported. Oh, oh shit. Because of my legal status.
So that's what you were thinking?
I wasn't thinking, I didn't care for it. I figured that if I got deported, it'd be the funniest way to get fucking deported. But I don't know, I don't know. You know what, one reason that I actually wanna get deported is because I'm a homeowner now, which I just figured out recently. And guess what happened yesterday? I'm minding my own business, I take a bath.
You're a good person.
Thank you.
You give to charity.