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Murder in Jason's Family
Well, the problem is even if I get written up, even if I go to jail, I get deported. Oh, oh shit. Because of my legal status.
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I guess if it was 4 4 black guys making the prank, they would have went to jail is what they meant.
Maybe. None of us were treated differently at all, right? And like, I even— like, I even talked to the black guys. I like— we even made like, you know, we even made those kinds of jokes after it was over. And they were literally like— they were like— they're…
And so when they had you on the knees cuffed, did you think you were going to jail?
Well, the problem is even if I get written up, even if I go to jail, I get deported. Oh, oh shit. Because of my legal status.
So that's what you were thinking?
I wasn't thinking, I didn't care for it. I figured that if I got deported, it'd be the funniest way to get fucking deported. But I don't know, I don't know. You know what, one reason that I actually wanna get deported is because I'm a homeowner now, which I j…
You're a good person.