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Money Buys Happiness

Like, if, you know, if I'm, if I'm getting a life-threatening disease, like, that's my storyline now. Like, I have a life-threatening disease, and like, I know some people are gonna be like, it's fucking disgusting. Like, how can you like glorify this disease you have. But like, it's like, if I ever do get a disease, it'll be a part of my videos and it'll be a joke and it'll be, it'll be just like another object in my videos to punch and to play at.

May 25, 201734:34David
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Jason34:05
Everything works out for you. Someone crashes your car, you make a hit video out of it. You slice your hand open, you make a hit video out of it. Got your girlfriend before she got famous.
David34:17
That's what's so great about vlogging is big disasters turn into big successes. Yeah, that's what's so amazing.
Jason34:23
That's pretty powerful. Yeah, it's really powerful because there's so many people in the world that would be like, my car got hit, my hand got sliced open. It's so amazing. Like, it's amazing.
David34:34
Like, if, you know, if I'm, if I'm getting a life-threatening disease, like, that's my storyline now. Like, I have a life-threatening disease, and like, I know some people are gonna be like, it's fucking disgusting. Like, how can you like glorify this disease you have. But like, it's like, if I ever do get a disease, it'll be a part of my videos and it'll be a joke and it'll be, it'll be just lik…
Jason34:56
I like it.
David34:57
That's how I always want it to be. I think that's all the time we have.
Jason35:00
I think it's all the time we have. We don't have much time left on the tape. I feel like we didn't goof around enough. I think we got way too serious.