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Money Buys Happiness

Everything works out for you. Someone crashes your car, you make a hit video out of it. You slice your hand open, you make a hit video out of it. Got your girlfriend before she got famous.

May 25, 201734:05Jason
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David33:43
And that's— I'm so happy that we, like, started dating before that for that reason.
Jason33:48
Jesus, because timing is everything in life, man. Timing is everything.
David33:52
Because before she became Beyoncé, it was a lot easier. And like now, oh my God, she'd be— if she was single right now, she'd be dating Leonardo DiCaprio. So I'm thankful I snatched her up before, uh, before the real players got her.
Jason34:05
Everything works out for you. Someone crashes your car, you make a hit video out of it. You slice your hand open, you make a hit video out of it. Got your girlfriend before she got famous.
David34:17
That's what's so great about vlogging is big disasters turn into big successes. Yeah, that's what's so amazing.
Jason34:23
That's pretty powerful. Yeah, it's really powerful because there's so many people in the world that would be like, my car got hit, my hand got sliced open. It's so amazing. Like, it's amazing.
David34:34
Like, if, you know, if I'm, if I'm getting a life-threatening disease, like, that's my storyline now. Like, I have a life-threatening disease, and like, I know some people are gonna be like, it's fucking disgusting. Like, how can you like glorify this disease…