Money Buys Happiness

But we had a party the day we met her and we're like, hey, come to our party. And, and then the party's going on. And then I go up to my friend Mason and I make a joke. I'm like, hey, yo, don't— because we shared a room, right? So I went up to him and I'm like, hey, don't come in there and don't come into our room. I'm going to be hooking up with our neighbor, like as a joke, like just to piss him off. And then he takes his pointer finger and points right to the side of him and she's standing right next to him. They're having— she's listening to what I'm saying. She's staring directly at me and I'm like, oh my God. So I, so I'm like, oh, I'm just kidding. I was talking about the upstairs neighbor. I'm going to go have sex with him. And like, I made like some really cheesy joke and then I freaked out so much. I went to my upstairs neighbor, I knocked on the door and I'm like, hey, I know I don't— I really don't know you, but can I come in? I just need to like, I need to come in. I can't explain. So I went, went into his house, I went to the balcony, and I peered over to under us, and I'm like, hey Mason, look, I'm upstairs having sex with our neighbor, like, just to like end the joke and to make it like really like— I felt so uncomfortable. And then I ended up dating her for a month.