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Money Buys Happiness

I went to my I didn't even get a lawyer. And I went to my ex-wife's lawyer to like sign some papers. And he was like, uh, he's like a big-time lawyer. And he sat me down and he was like, he's like, you didn't get a lawyer? And I was like, nah, I didn't get a lawyer. And he looked out his window and he just goes, that's the best thing you could have ever done.

May 25, 201715:48Jason
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David15:31
Well, that's obvious. I mean, you're not going to take something from like, especially someone that you've loved and that you've spent so much time with. You're not going to just fuck them over the last minute.
Jason15:39
I've seen some bad divorces too. They go on for like a couple of years and they pay so much money. I want this.
David15:44
And it's just like, yeah, no, that's brutal. I don't stand for that.
Jason15:48
I went to my I didn't even get a lawyer. And I went to my ex-wife's lawyer to like sign some papers. And he was like, uh, he's like a big-time lawyer. And he sat me down and he was like, he's like, you didn't get a lawyer? And I was like, nah, I didn't get a lawyer. And he looked out his window and he just goes, that's the best thing you could have ever done.
David16:08
Why?
Jason16:08
He's like, he's like, I do divorce cases all the time. And he's like, he's like, it's always awful.
David16:14
It's just brutal. Yeah. How much money they take. Yeah.