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It's priceless. And first class is just— it's fucking phenomenal. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with it, but I just think it's just like this crazy thing that a lot of people want to be able to experience, and that sucks.

May 25, 201714:01David
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Jason13:43
Dave was gonna fly me to— Uh, he called me the other day. He said, "You wanna fly first to Chicago?" I was like, "No." First class is like a $500 difference per ticket, usually.
David13:52
But landing somewhere, especially when you're only going there for like 2 days, and landing there and being completely well-rested, is the best feeling.
Jason14:00
Oh yeah, that is.
David14:01
It's priceless. And first class is just— it's fucking phenomenal. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with it, but I just think it's just like this crazy thing that a lot of people want to be able to experience, and that sucks.
Jason14:11
I like that. So that's when you're crying in the airport? Because like, that is— trying to think if I've had moments like that.
David14:17
When was the last time you cried? When you had to walk by me in first class and I saw my AdSense. That fucking dick.
Jason14:27
Uh, I cry— well, when I was getting divorced, I would cry all the time because I just felt like I broke up the family.