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I feel bad, 'cause I'm like a 20-year-old, and there's like families that are going back. There's like army soldiers that are going back to the vaccine. I'm just like, "Fuck." You should feel bad. I should get my seat up. But, you know, you can't, because—
Dave was gonna fly me to— Uh, he called me the other day. He said, "You wanna fly first to Chicago?" I was like, "No." First class is like a $500 difference per ticket, usually.
But landing somewhere, especially when you're only going there for like 2 days, and landing there and being completely well-rested, is the best feeling.
Oh yeah, that is.
It's priceless. And first class is just— it's fucking phenomenal. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with it, but I just think it's just like this crazy thing that a lot of people want to be able to experience, and that sucks.
I like that. So that's when you're crying in the airport? Because like, that is— trying to think if I've had moments like that.
When was the last time you cried? When you had to walk by me in first class and I saw my AdSense. That fucking dick.