Mom Spies On Kids

I know, I know it doesn't match up, but I just don't like that. Like, I don't like dressing up. I never liked it. The reason I hated dances, like the ultimate reason I hated dances was because all the parents would come together and take pictures of the kids before they would go out to the dance. And that part fucking terrified me, of me being dressed up and my dad being a photographer, knowing that my dad would be at all the shoots, like, photographing all these kids. Oh, that's why it fucking, like, terrified me. So I was like, I'm not going to any dance. And everyone was always like, you're gonna be really bummed out you're missing prom. Like, this is, like, a life-changing thing. I was like, no, no, no. I've never— I've never opted out of something in high school that I've regretted. Biggest things that I, I heard growing up is 'You're gonna regret this. You're gonna regret this. You're gonna regret this.' There's not a single thing that I didn't do or did do in high school that I regret. I have zero regrets.