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Well, that's why the majority of those relationships don't actually work out. There's like only 3 in the history of The Bachelor franchise that people are actually in successful relationships.
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No, listen, and then let's say I won the show, right? Out of all the guys, the girl chooses me.
Yeah, we—
and then we're living happily ever after. 2 months in— fuck it, 2 weeks into our marriage, I'm gonna be like, yo, what the fuck were you doing taking so long? What were you doing? Why didn't you just— you were fucking— you're making out with Lindsay? You took…
Well, that's why the majority of those relationships don't actually work out. There's like only 3 in the history of The Bachelor franchise that people are actually in successful relationships.
Sure. Follow-up question, um, could I be The Bachelor? Is that— is there any way I can do that? Um, if that's what you're trying to do, I would love to be on that show. I think it'd be so fun.
Obviously it's fun. It's everyone's dream, right? Maybe not everyone's dream.
No, so full of it.