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She goes, "Are you being serious right now? Am I being attacked?" And I was like, yeah, I feel like you're— she is always munching on something. And it's like, and like, I don't care, but I don't know why it bothers me so much now. Like, when it's always like— the only time I ever see a sense of urgency is when her corn dogs are about to burn. Like, that's, that's, that's when, that's when Natalie like all of a sudden wakes up like she fucking has a job to do. And she goes, oh my God, oh my God, not the corn dogs! Like, I never see her like hustle.
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What do you do with those toothbrushes, Dave?
I call those ass brushes. Anyway, back to Natalie's eating habits. Today we were in the car and we were on our way to a meeting, and I very seriously turned to her and she was crunching on a taco, and I go, "Do you ever stop eating?" And like mid-bite, with a…
That's when he fell in love.
She goes, "Are you being serious right now? Am I being attacked?" And I was like, yeah, I feel like you're— she is always munching on something. And it's like, and like, I don't care, but I don't know why it bothers me so much now. Like, when it's always like— the only time I ever see a sense of urgency is when her corn dogs are about to burn. Like, that's, that's, that's when, that's when Natali…
Or when Joe eats the last brownie, bro.
2 minutes ago she was flipping out because Joe ate the last brownie. Yeah.
And I fucking nearly ripped his throat out.