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I always thought the bathroom's such an interesting place because when I used to, like, sit at dinner with my parents or whatever and like, like they would be— they'd get so mad. They'd be like, fucking stay here until everybody's fucking done eating. But when I said I had to use the bathroom, or like I had to pee or something, no one would ever look at me. Yeah, like in an evil way. Everyone was like, yeah, that's normal, go for it, get out of here, go pee. It was so weird. Like they would try everything to keep me at the table, but then when I go, can I use the bathroom, they go, okay, go for it. Like it's like the bathroom's like the safety spot where everyone's agreed that like it is like your, like your dojo. Yeah, like no one's allowed to enter it.

February 9, 20202:37David
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Carly2:32
That's dark.
David2:33
You used to just poop?
Jason2:34
Because I knew, like, that's what this is. You couldn't knock on the door.
David2:37
I always thought the bathroom's such an interesting place because when I used to, like, sit at dinner with my parents or whatever and like, like they would be— they'd get so mad. They'd be like, fucking stay here until everybody's fucking done eating. But when I said I had to use the bathroom, or like I had to pee or something, no one would ever look at me. Yeah, like in an evil way. Everyone was…
Natalie3:11
And like it's like it's your dojo, it's your dojo, you know.
Jason3:14
Yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom right now, actually.
David3:16
Oh, you can't go. I'll follow you in there with the podcast equipment. What happened with your son?