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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

I'm not a good coach because I like— it starts to mean too much to me that they win, you know what I mean? So I was like, all right, I'll field the team. So like, you know, to be honest, Wyatt was on the younger side. He wasn't like the best. He was like, you know, he was like— it was like 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, and he was like 3rd grade. So I show up the first day and like I get two Korean twins. Sure, who don't speak English.

September 6, 201837:44Jason
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David37:16
So you made your own team?
Jason37:17
So I got down there and they're like, he can't sign up. And I was like, I was like, no, I was like, this is like, I'm gonna be accepted. I was like, you know, come on, like, just put him on a team. They're like, no, absolutely not. Like, they're just such jer…
David37:42
I can't— like, like if you had a team, you'd get too into it.
Jason37:44
I'm not a good coach because I like— it starts to mean too much to me that they win, you know what I mean? So I was like, all right, I'll field the team. So like, you know, to be honest, Wyatt was on the younger side. He wasn't like the best. He was like, you know, he was like— it was like 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, and he was like 3rd grade. So I show up the first day and like I get two Korean t…
David38:08
That's great. That's out of a movie.
Jason38:09
They're, they're like your height. They're both, they're both like 5'6" and they're like 11 years old.
David38:15
Fuck.