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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

Oh no, that's not good for you.

September 6, 20183:05Jason
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David2:45
No, I don't, dude. That's the— that's my problem, is every time I get on the toilet, whether it's number 1 or 2, I'm always like, I'm gonna get on my phone. I'm going to be on my phone for like 20 minutes. I'm going to have some me time, right? But the second…
Jason3:03
Yeah.
David3:03
He'll be on there for like an hour and a half.
Jason3:05
Oh no, that's not good for you.
David3:07
No, he won't.
Jason3:08
Not an hour and a half.
David3:09
Zane won't even have to wipe by the time he's done sitting there because it just dries up and just falls off. That's really gross. I'm sorry. But no, I mean, I definitely, I stand while I poo. That's, that's for sure. I'm such a goof.