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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend
No, I don't, dude. That's the— that's my problem, is every time I get on the toilet, whether it's number 1 or 2, I'm always like, I'm gonna get on my phone. I'm going to be on my phone for like 20 minutes. I'm going to have some me time, right? But the second I'm done peeing or whatever I got to do, I get up and I'm like, I'm done. Let's go. Let's get out of here. I cannot relax on toilets. Like, like our friend Zane.
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I would sometimes sit.
Okay, cuz your bathrooms now, like in your new house, they resemble public restrooms because they're so gross. So I would never sit there even though I'm at your house. But like, if I'm— you know what I mean? Like, I would never be at a friend's house and use…
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No, I don't, dude. That's the— that's my problem, is every time I get on the toilet, whether it's number 1 or 2, I'm always like, I'm gonna get on my phone. I'm going to be on my phone for like 20 minutes. I'm going to have some me time, right? But the second I'm done peeing or whatever I got to do, I get up and I'm like, I'm done. Let's go. Let's get out of here. I cannot relax on toilets. Like,…
Yeah.
He'll be on there for like an hour and a half.
Oh no, that's not good for you.