Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

And another guy came down, he's like, okay, Mark, you're already here. And then I'm like— and it pissed me off so much because you can just tell me to come down. Like, I'm gonna respect you. This is not my frat house. I'm not gonna be walking around wherever I go. I will respect your house. 'But don't be a dick about it. Just be like, hey, calm down.' And I'm like, 'Okay.' And I fucking left. I'm like, 'Jason, we're leaving. Yeah, fuck this.' And I left. I got back in my car and I'm like, 'We're going to USC.' So we went to USC. We were at the bar and we were waiting to get into the line of the bar. Someone brought up McLovin and I'm like, 'I love McLovin. He's from Superbad, right?' Yeah. And I'm like, 'Let me— I'm gonna DM him on Twitter, see if maybe he wants to shoot sometime because that would be hilarious.' So I'm fine— I'm sorry, on Instagram. And I'm trying to to find his Instagram to DM him. And then someone walks up to me, a girl walks up to me, and, and she goes, I'm, uh, I'm such a big fan of your videos. I, I just met Brandon, he's so cool. And I'm like, oh my God, yeah, Brandon is the best. That's what I said. And then I went back to my phone because I was typing this DM to McLovin, like I was in the middle of the, of the, of the DM. And, and her boyfriend, her boyfriend goes, really, dude? You really— she's fucking excited to meet you and this is all the fucking attention you're gonna give her? And I don't know what it got into me, but that bothered me so much. I was like, are you serious right now? I said that. I said it like that. I'm like, are you kidding me right now? And like, this is so out of my character. And, and I was like, I was like, I can't believe I'm doing this. And I said, are you serious right now? And he's like, yeah, what the fuck? And like, we just gave each other dirty looks and they both walked away and, and it ruined my night for the next hour and a half.