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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

I would sometimes sit.

September 6, 20182:25Jason
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David2:17
But have you— okay, when you, when you used to live at your parents' house, because that is when I assume your house was the cleanest.
Jason2:22
Sure.
David2:23
Did you sit or stand when you peed?
Jason2:25
I would sometimes sit.
David2:26
Okay, cuz your bathrooms now, like in your new house, they resemble public restrooms because they're so gross. So I would never sit there even though I'm at your house. But like, if I'm— you know what I mean? Like, I would never be at a friend's house and use…
Jason2:43
Do you read?
David2:45
No, I don't, dude. That's the— that's my problem, is every time I get on the toilet, whether it's number 1 or 2, I'm always like, I'm gonna get on my phone. I'm going to be on my phone for like 20 minutes. I'm going to have some me time, right? But the second…