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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

Yeah, he's a gay guy, but it was just— it's just a— it's the wrong time to get a boner, you know what I mean? Like when you're pressed up and wrestling someone. It's just— and he was probably horny because he was a young kid, so like, you know how hormones are. But, um, yeah, let's not talk about that anymore. I'm actually talking about myself. Yeah, so what? I had to stop a fight because I got a boner all the time. Um, what was your favorite team from, um— okay, here we go, guys. I'm about to read a new ad. And sorry, Stitch Fix. Stitch Fix is an online personal styling service that finds and delivers clothes, shoes, and accessories to fit your body, budget, and lifestyle. Just go to stitchfix.com/fuse and tell them your sizes, what styles you like, and how much you want to spend on each item. You'll be paired with your very own personal stylist who will handpick 5 items to send right next— right to your door. Right next to your door. Could you imagine? We're gonna send the items, but they're gonna be next to your door. One of your neighbors is gonna have all 5 of your items.

September 6, 201825:47David
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Jason25:41
Why did he get a boner?
David25:43
I mean, you know, he liked us.
Jason25:46
He's just— oh, okay.
David25:47
Yeah, he's a gay guy, but it was just— it's just a— it's the wrong time to get a boner, you know what I mean? Like when you're pressed up and wrestling someone. It's just— and he was probably horny because he was a young kid, so like, you know how hormones are. But, um, yeah, let's not talk about that anymore. I'm actually talking about myself. Yeah, so what? I had to stop a fight because I got a…
Jason26:46
We're not gonna tell you which neighbor.
David26:48
Good fucking luck. Then you try them on and Pay only for what you love. Oh, I like that. And return the rest. Shipping exchanges and returns are always free. There's no subscription required. You can sign up to receive scheduled shipments or get your fix when…
Jason27:14
I picked out my clothes already.