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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

That speeding ticket—

September 6, 201824:44Jason
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David24:10
And this is— there's 2 reasons I didn't, I didn't really step in. 1, 3 reasons. 3 reasons. Good. 1, because they had it completely covered. 2, because I'm the biggest bitch. And 3, because if the cops came I would be fucking deported in a heartbeat. Like, if…
Jason24:32
Really live your life like that with one mess up?
David24:35
Yeah, because if you— if you get one thing on your record, you don't have a clean record anymore, and you lose your DACA, and then you get deported. You have to have a clean record to have DACA.
Jason24:44
That speeding ticket—
David24:45
speeding ticket doesn't count unless it was like a— unless it was like a serious, like, misdemeanor or felony.
Jason24:49
Oh, wow.
David24:50
Yeah. But yeah, so that's why I didn't jump in. Not because I was fucking— no, I'm such a bitch. I'm so— dude, I'm so scared of fights. I don't know what—