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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

I always imagined to myself like, okay, I could get into a situation right now, but I don't want to go to court 2 months from now.

September 6, 201824:02Jason
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David23:44
that's just—
Jason23:45
it's so not true. Like, when you're in this situation, you're like, 'I can never— I just want to get out of here alive.' Exactly.
David23:51
I can never justify a fight. I'm never like in like a fight scenario and I'm like, oh yeah, this makes sense. Unless like you're with your girlfriend and some dude fucking touches her butt or something, right? Like then I see like getting like really worked u…
Jason24:02
I always imagined to myself like, okay, I could get into a situation right now, but I don't want to go to court 2 months from now.
David24:09
Exactly.
Jason24:09
You know, it's just not worth it.
David24:10
And this is— there's 2 reasons I didn't, I didn't really step in. 1, 3 reasons. 3 reasons. Good. 1, because they had it completely covered. 2, because I'm the biggest bitch. And 3, because if the cops came I would be fucking deported in a heartbeat. Like, if…