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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend
Yeah, because it could bum me out because I said, I said, no, I don't, I don't stand while I pee. And she goes, what? And he looks at me, he's like, thank you. She's like, what do you mean you don't, you know, you don't stand while you pee? I'm like, well, when I'm at home, I sit when I pee. I would never, I would never sit when I pee when I'm in public.
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Yeah, that was what you did with the flamethrower the other day.
Someone came up to me at one of our meet-and-greets and they were like, can you help me settled this fight, sure, with my boyfriend, and she asked, she asked if I stand while I pee. Do you remember that?
Oh yeah, well, you've been talking to me about that.
Yeah, because it could bum me out because I said, I said, no, I don't, I don't stand while I pee. And she goes, what? And he looks at me, he's like, thank you. She's like, what do you mean you don't, you know, you don't stand while you pee? I'm like, well, when I'm at home, I sit when I pee. I would never, I would never sit when I pee when I'm in public.
You were arguing this the other night with another guy, with Joe. Yeah, my friend Joe. And you were like, you were, you were him feel weird.
Joe, when he's the normal one, Joe was like, Joe was like, of course I stand while I pee. I'm like, are you a fucking idiot? I try to make him feel really bad about it. But, um, but no, do you sit or stand when you pee?
Uh, if it's the middle of the night or if it's like early morning, I'm really tired, I will sit down.