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Meeting My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

Someone came up to me at one of our meet-and-greets and they were like, can you help me settled this fight, sure, with my boyfriend, and she asked, she asked if I stand while I pee. Do you remember that?

September 6, 20181:20David
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Jason1:06
Well, she said the other day, she— someone was asking her, asking her about you. She said, oh, David's a great guy, although the other day he did try to light me on fire.
David1:16
When was that? That was with the flamethrower?
Jason1:18
Yeah, that was what you did with the flamethrower the other day.
David1:20
Someone came up to me at one of our meet-and-greets and they were like, can you help me settled this fight, sure, with my boyfriend, and she asked, she asked if I stand while I pee. Do you remember that?
Jason1:30
Oh yeah, well, you've been talking to me about that.
David1:32
Yeah, because it could bum me out because I said, I said, no, I don't, I don't stand while I pee. And she goes, what? And he looks at me, he's like, thank you. She's like, what do you mean you don't, you know, you don't stand while you pee? I'm like, well, wh…
Jason1:49
You were arguing this the other night with another guy, with Joe. Yeah, my friend Joe. And you were like, you were, you were him feel weird.