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And that's why I paid him, because I was like, first, that was amazing. And second of all, I don't want you anywhere near here unless I invite you. So that's why I paid him the money. But it was a great night. Oh yeah. And we had the bull there. We had a mechanical bull there. And in my video, I go, I go, no one got— thankfully no one got hurt. And that was a complete lie because my friend Scott, actually broke his foot on, on the mechanical bull. And the whole joke with Scott is that he's never in my videos and I always cut him out. And once again, I didn't get the shot of him breaking his leg, so I couldn't put in my video. And I feel really bad, um, because it was a pretty big moment.

November 21, 20188:02David
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Jason7:36
You know Hong Kong means yes?
David7:38
Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I start shaking my head and I'm just like, he starts shaking his head and I'm like, dude, great. I know you have it. Where is it? What's the address? And then he starts miming that it's at his roommate's house. He starts like using his…
Jason8:00
Dude, that's a good mime.
David8:02
And that's why I paid him, because I was like, first, that was amazing. And second of all, I don't want you anywhere near here unless I invite you. So that's why I paid him the money. But it was a great night. Oh yeah. And we had the bull there. We had a mechanical bull there. And in my video, I go, I go, no one got— thankfully no one got hurt. And that was a complete lie because my friend Scott,…
Jason8:38
I broke his leg, he still didn't make it.
David8:40
Yeah, he broke his leg and he's still making it in the video. Poor guy. Yeah, he showed me— he texted me a picture and he's like, dude, I think I broke my leg. I'm like, what do you mean? And he sent me a picture and it was It looked disgusting.
Jason8:51
So, um, what do you mean it looked disgusting?