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Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I start shaking my head and I'm just like, he starts shaking his head and I'm like, dude, great. I know you have it. Where is it? What's the address? And then he starts miming that it's at his roommate's house. He starts like using his fingers to show that it's at his friend's place. And I'm like, what are you doing? And then And I just gave him my phone so he could type it to me. He literally typed it to me instead of talking.

November 21, 20187:38David
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Jason7:00
Yeah, it's Sunday night. There's no cop outfits to be had.
David7:02
Yeah. I walked outside of my house because I was so stressed out, and I ran into the mime. The mime was there. He was setting up, getting ready to come into my house. And I go— and this is the first interaction I have with him— and I go, do you have a cop out…
Jason7:36
You know Hong Kong means yes?
David7:38
Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I start shaking my head and I'm just like, he starts shaking his head and I'm like, dude, great. I know you have it. Where is it? What's the address? And then he starts miming that it's at his roommate's house. He starts like using his fingers to show that it's at his friend's place. And I'm like, what are you doing? And then And I just gave him my phone so he could type i…
Jason8:00
Dude, that's a good mime.
David8:02
And that's why I paid him, because I was like, first, that was amazing. And second of all, I don't want you anywhere near here unless I invite you. So that's why I paid him the money. But it was a great night. Oh yeah. And we had the bull there. We had a mech…
Jason8:38
I broke his leg, he still didn't make it.