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So like, and like, and I needed a cop outfit for one of the strippers, right? And I was so stressed out because I told Natalie to run and get this stripper outfit for me like a while ago. I'm like, get this Mr. Profit, we need this. I need this cop shot. Like, it's very important. And then I get a call. No one can get the cop outfit. I'm really stressed out.

November 21, 20186:42David
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Jason6:07
Oh, that was really nice of you because I was very clear with him that he would not be paid.
David6:10
I know, but he's so fucking weird that I don't want him to show up and be mad at me because the guy doesn't fucking talk. And I didn't want him to like Jason invited the mime over as like a favor and the mime was like, yeah, sure, I'll do it for free. I mean,…
Jason6:39
What a way to die in the hands of a mime.
David6:42
So like, and like, and I needed a cop outfit for one of the strippers, right? And I was so stressed out because I told Natalie to run and get this stripper outfit for me like a while ago. I'm like, get this Mr. Profit, we need this. I need this cop shot. Like, it's very important. And then I get a call. No one can get the cop outfit. I'm really stressed out.
Jason7:00
Yeah, it's Sunday night. There's no cop outfits to be had.
David7:02
Yeah. I walked outside of my house because I was so stressed out, and I ran into the mime. The mime was there. He was setting up, getting ready to come into my house. And I go— and this is the first interaction I have with him— and I go, do you have a cop out…
Jason7:36
You know Hong Kong means yes?