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I know, but he's so fucking weird that I don't want him to show up and be mad at me because the guy doesn't fucking talk. And I didn't want him to like Jason invited the mime over as like a favor and the mime was like, yeah, sure, I'll do it for free. I mean, he didn't say that because he didn't talk, but he showed up and he was doing his quiet shit again because he literally never breaks character. And so I'm like, oh my God, I got to pay this guy because if I don't, one day he'll just be like resentful and just come and just stab me in my sleep because he knows where I live.
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You did pay the mime?
Yeah, I felt bad.
Oh, that was really nice of you because I was very clear with him that he would not be paid.
I know, but he's so fucking weird that I don't want him to show up and be mad at me because the guy doesn't fucking talk. And I didn't want him to like Jason invited the mime over as like a favor and the mime was like, yeah, sure, I'll do it for free. I mean, he didn't say that because he didn't talk, but he showed up and he was doing his quiet shit again because he literally never breaks charact…
What a way to die in the hands of a mime.
So like, and like, and I needed a cop outfit for one of the strippers, right? And I was so stressed out because I told Natalie to run and get this stripper outfit for me like a while ago. I'm like, get this Mr. Profit, we need this. I need this cop shot. Like…
Yeah, it's Sunday night. There's no cop outfits to be had.